...tuesday shoes day: escada

I love these shoes so much that I cursed when I first saw them. "Damn! These sandals are so f*ing gorgeous," I said to imaginary bffs Ally, Nora and Carrie. The girls oohed and aahed in agreement, and we continued to sip our 32 oz Trenta Starbucks skinny quadruple shot lattes and nibbled on one shared pomegranate bran muffin.

escada embossed sandal, elle.com

Well, only the cursing part is true. But these sandals are SO fantastic, the sight of it sent me straight to my imaginary alternate universe. *sigh*

Now meet Mindy, the hilarious new girl...

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